I would not be in such a deep conversation with my hubby that I would not notice the things my baby was playing with from out of those cabinets...certainly not me!
I would not then see some very red something being smeared all over my new floor and blame my hubby for not noticing our son...I am a good wife, I would never do that!
The red food coloring would come off my son and I would not have to take my son to Wed. church with dyed red hands....I would NEVER have to worry about something like that. I would never have to worry about what people would think at church like... "What has that pastor's wife done to her kid now?!"...Nope not me!
His hands would not stay dyed for a few days after the event ...nope not my son!
My dear hubby would not tell my girls, when they got home from school, that my son got this weird skin disease and it would soon spread all over his body. And if that were not bad enough, he would not then say it was very contagious and soon we would all catch it and turn red....Not my Husband! (What was he thinking!)
He would not then have to console my dear middle child because she believes everything her dear father tells her....No he would not have to tell her she would not be turning red because of some vicious red skin dying disease!
I would not then tell everyone this story and say that we caught our son "Red Handed"...nope not me, because that would be completely lame........hahahaha!
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oh no!! yikes! :)
ReplyDeleteoh hilarious. All except the part where Kierstyn needed to be consoled. :(
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