Friday, May 28, 2010

Crispy or Wobbly???

My family has an unhealthy love of my family the only one????? I try not to make it too much, maybe once a month.

Whenever I make the greasy meat my family is sure to fight over how many pieces they get. Tonight was no exception!

My hubby decided that we need to make 2 packages; but I put my foot down on that one. "No way am I gonna teach my kids such unhealthy food habits. You can't just sit down to a plate of bacon and eat it. That is a clogged artery waiting to explode! What kind of parenting would that be?!" I think I may have won that battle for know...but my baby boy is gonna turn in to a teenage boy and I may have to give in or I may have a coup on my hands. I will fight it for as long as I can.... I feel like the bacon police.

Here is some of the conversation about bacon tonight....

So my oldest shared tonight that she was going to eat her bacon in tiny bites so she could enjoy flavor. My first grader then replied, "Well, you would not have to do that if you had copious amounts of it!" Hahahaha what 7 year old uses the word copious correctly!!!!!

Dad asked why my oldest even wanted any.... he thought she didn't like it. She then told us that she never had wobbly before. (my hubby likes his bacon crispy) She then told of her love of the fatty parts....UGH!

They then talked about...."What if we were made of bacon?!" My hubby then told us that he would only eat his hair because it would grow back. If you ate your finger or ear it wouldn't grow back; so you could have bacon forever if you ate your hair! UGH! My family is weird!!!!! I think everything in pictures and this is what I saw in my head....he is gonna kill me!

I think I am gonna have bacon nightmares tonight. Maybe I should ban bacon from the house; because of this unhealthy love affair with the pork slab.

I gonna go have a blood clot now.....

It is sad I just wrote a whole blog dedicated to a piece of meat...just sad!

Saturday, May 22, 2010


And here is a sure sign of cream treats!

Monday, May 3, 2010

Not Me Monday ~Caught Red Handed!

I am a good mom and I would never let my 1 year old baby randomly go through my kitchen cabinets.... Nope not me!

I would not be in such a deep conversation with my hubby that I would not notice the things my baby was playing with from out of those cabinets...certainly not me!

I would not then see some very red something being smeared all over my new floor and blame my hubby for not noticing our son...I am a good wife, I would never do that!

The red food coloring would come off my son and I would not have to take my son to Wed. church with dyed red hands....I would NEVER have to worry about something like that. I would never have to worry about what people would think at church like... "What has that pastor's wife done to her kid now?!"...Nope not me!

His hands would not stay dyed for a few days after the event ...nope not my son!

My dear hubby would not tell my girls, when they got home from school, that my son got this weird skin disease and it would soon spread all over his body. And if that were not bad enough, he would not then say it was very contagious and soon we would all catch it and turn red....Not my Husband! (What was he thinking!)

He would not then have to console my dear middle child because she believes everything her dear father tells her....No he would not have to tell her she would not be turning red because of some vicious red skin dying disease!

I would not then tell everyone this story and say that we caught our son "Red Handed"...nope not me, because that would be completely lame........hahahaha!

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.